What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Still no good

I discovered the 5 plants that moles hate, to stop them from causing havoc in my backyard - Homes and Gardens

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

“A.I. Cracks the Black Hole Code”: Astronomers Use Artificial Intelligence to Reveal Hidden Forces at the Heart of the Universe - Rude Baguette

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Elon Musk’s Neuralink closes a $650M Series E - TechCrunch

Still no good.

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Winners, losers from NASCAR Cup weekend at Michigan International Speedway - NBC Sports

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Human-sized Labubu doll sells for more than $150,000 - BBC

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

A nova is currently visible in the sky, and here's how to observe it - Notebookcheck

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Israel says it killed 9 Iranian nuclear scientists, and braces for attacks from Iran - NPR

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

No way

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance